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Hello @proxeus@iscute.moe why do you have a nigger as your avatar PLEASE RESPOND!!!

@proxeus@iscute.moe
No need to flatter me I just want an answer

@proxeus@iscute.moe
Why do you have a nigger as your avatar?

Shitting is gay! Whenever you go to poop, it stretches out your asshole. What else forces your anus open? That's right penis does! Think about it logically. It's literally the same fucking thing, but the penetration is reversed. Excrement is simply put, a natural single use dildo. Since I am a not gay, whenever the opportunity arises, I try to self induce diarrhea. This way, I am urinating out of my bottom instead of committing a sin by doing this i am working in accordance with God's plan.

@icameheretoawoo@kiwifarms.cc
Stop bro im taking a shit right now. I don't want to get a boner while im pooping 😒

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@crunklord420
Reminder to cartwheel like this whenever you btfo people 🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️

@Administrator why MIGHT i see some????? are the jews already suppressing us oy vey?!?!?!?!?!?! Or are there just too many hentai fappers posting shit in public 👿

@Administrator HOW TO SEE MORE COOL KF GOYS MY PUBLIC TIMELINE IS FULL OF BORING FAGGOTS bla bla bla remote connect muh ass

Hello gentlemen welcome to the fediverse take a seat grab a cigar and puff away

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ANNOUNCEMENT ANNOUNCEMENT @ALL @ROOM @MASTODON @FEDIVERSE @EVERYONE @CHIMPSTORE

Since (((emoji makers))) have refused to comply with my demands (adding a dab emoji like pic related). We will have to improvise and pevert the meaning of one of their already existing emojis! I say we repurpose the cartwheel emoji to be the new DAB emoji. Whenever you btfo someone cartwheel on them. We be straight cartwheeling on these silly ass niggahz oh yeah 🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️

ANNOUNCEMENT ANNOUNCEMENT @ALL @ROOM @MASTODON @FEDIVERSE @EVERYONE @CHIMPSTORE

Since (((emoji makers))) have refused to comply with my demands (adding a dab emoji like pic related). We will have to improvise and pevert the meaning of one of their already existing emojis! I say we repurpose the cartwheel emoji to be the new DAB emoji. Whenever you btfo someone cartwheel on them. We be straight cartwheeling on these silly ass niggahz oh yeah 🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️

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