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ANNOUNCEMENT ANNOUNCEMENT @ALL @ROOM @MASTODON @FEDIVERSE @EVERYONE @CHIMPSTORE

Since (((emoji makers))) have refused to comply with my demands (adding a dab emoji like pic related). We will have to improvise and pevert the meaning of one of their already existing emojis! I say we repurpose the cartwheel emoji to be the new DAB emoji. Whenever you btfo someone cartwheel on them. We be straight cartwheeling on these silly ass niggahz oh yeah 🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️

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Hello @proxeus@iscute.moe why do you have a nigger as your avatar PLEASE RESPOND!!!

Shitting is gay! Whenever you go to poop, it stretches out your asshole. What else forces your anus open? That's right penis does! Think about it logically. It's literally the same fucking thing, but the penetration is reversed. Excrement is simply put, a natural single use dildo. Since I am a not gay, whenever the opportunity arises, I try to self induce diarrhea. This way, I am urinating out of my bottom instead of committing a sin by doing this i am working in accordance with God's plan.

Hello gentlemen welcome to the fediverse take a seat grab a cigar and puff away

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ANNOUNCEMENT ANNOUNCEMENT @ALL @ROOM @MASTODON @FEDIVERSE @EVERYONE @CHIMPSTORE

Since (((emoji makers))) have refused to comply with my demands (adding a dab emoji like pic related). We will have to improvise and pevert the meaning of one of their already existing emojis! I say we repurpose the cartwheel emoji to be the new DAB emoji. Whenever you btfo someone cartwheel on them. We be straight cartwheeling on these silly ass niggahz oh yeah 🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️

ANNOUNCEMENT ANNOUNCEMENT @ALL @ROOM @MASTODON @FEDIVERSE @EVERYONE @CHIMPSTORE

Since (((emoji makers))) have refused to comply with my demands (adding a dab emoji like pic related). We will have to improvise and pevert the meaning of one of their already existing emojis! I say we repurpose the cartwheel emoji to be the new DAB emoji. Whenever you btfo someone cartwheel on them. We be straight cartwheeling on these silly ass niggahz oh yeah 🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️🤸🏼‍♂️

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@mwill @adolfhonkler So many niggers think they can challenge my authority today. DO YOU SEE WHO I AM?! IT SAYS @ADMINISTRATOR. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. Kiss you gab account goodbye libtard. You better start praising Trump and Israel in the next 30 seconds or you are GONE

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hello joessica, it is i batman. and ive just come to tell you that satire ironic jew chimp store that turns piss into nigger poop worship is not cool, you should stop doing that! ok? thank you! time to go stop the riddler goodbye farewell toodle loo...

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