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- What is the Fediverse
The fediverse is an experimental online game with similar mechanics to the hit Windows game "Notepad". Players have their own Notepad-style windows which they can write text on, as well as a leaderboard system to see who can write the most.


- History of the Fediverse
6172 BC. The Finno-Korean Hyperwar concludes with massive losses on both sides.
3225 BC. Ben-Iahamin of Ur devised a game where people would write on clay tablets. Clay was wet and dirty though so nobody really wanted to play it at that time.
3223 BC. Ben-Iahamin dies homeless and penniless.

2019 AD. Richard Stallman invents the Fediverse. It was wet and dirty though so nobody really wanted to play it at that time.


- Distributed Networking
Distributed Networking is when you are weaving nets for your fisherman husband and his friends, but you can't be assed to finish one whole net so you pass it around your sisters and each of them works on one part of the net. It usually doesn't turn out as structurally sound as when you worked on one net on your own, but hey at least there's a flower pattern on one corner of the net done by Maria next door.

- Fediverse Culture/Cultures
1. Lactobacillus casei: helps with digestion.
There are no other cultures on the Fediverse.

- Philosophy of the Fediverse
Credo in Deum Patrem omnipotentem, Creatorem caeli et terrae, et in Iesum Christum, Filium Eius unicum, Dominum nostrum, qui conceptus est de Spiritu Sancto, natus ex Maria Virgine, passus sub Pontio Pilato, crucifixus, mortuus, et sepultus, descendit ad inferos, tertia die resurrexit a mortuis, ascendit ad caelos, sedet ad dexteram Dei Patris omnipotentis, inde venturus est iudicare vivos et mortuos. Credo in Spiritum Sanctum, sanctam Ecclesiam catholicam, sanctorum communionem, remissionem peccatorum, carnis resurrectionem, vitam aeternam.

- Notable servers
George: He greets you and asks how you're doing when showing you to the table.
Anna: She'd ask the manager to get you free dessert if you're a regular.
Bob: He can carry a dozen plates just on one arm.

- Fediverse software
Notepad.exe: This is the main interface for connecting to the Fediverse. After opening up the program, you can start playing the Fediverse.
Cryptolocker: To make your writing extra secure.
Emacs: For those wanting to hack the game (be careful, it might get you banned by the GM!)

- Fediverse timeline
In the first year, we will exclusively focus on steel production. All farmers are to melt down their farming implements for iron so we can produce steel. In the second year, we will hunt down all the pests, such as pigeons, so they will stop eating our crops. In the third year, we will have record harvests and start to export our food to the rest of the world. In the fourth year, we will achieve peace and prosperity. The fifth year is included just so that we can say we achieved the timeline earlier than promised.

- Notable people on fediverse
George: He greets you and asks how you're doing when typing on his notepad.
Anna: She'd ask the GM to get you free words if you're a regular.
Bob: He can type 65 words per minute just on one elbow.

- Notable posts on fediverse
This one.

- Other
Yes please

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Long time no update, just plonked some study paintings here https://artstn.co/p/rRqW1e

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